12 Humorous Truths about Motherhood

Here's my list of 12 truths about motherhood to add a little humor to your weekend. 

• 1. You will never sleep the same again.

• 2.  Dealing with disgusting bodily fluids is unavoidable. 

• 3. There will always be more laundry.

• 4. Eating a relaxed meal will be regarded as a special treat. 

• 5. You will have a stash of  scribbles art work that you have no idea what to do with, yet can't bring yourself to throw away.  

• 6. There will be a plethora of items in your purse for "just in case".

• 7. You will memorize more silly children's songs than you ever thought possible. 

• 8. You will find yourself singing the silly children's songs more than you'd care to admit.  

• 9. Getting out the door will no longer be as simple as slipping on a pair of shoes and a jacket. Plan an extra 15 minutes per child.

• 10.The dishes will never be quite done. 

• 11. Invariably, at some point in time, you will sound just like your mother.

• 12. You will not love every minute of it. But when it's all over and they're grown and gone, you'll only remember the best parts.  

Posted on The Chicken Chick's, Mommy Moments, Marvelous Mondays,  and Huckle Berry Love's